Jiincks

Long story short, I finally got a callback from the company that cancelled the original interview I was supposed to do two weeks ago and had that interview (finally) about an hour ago. Somehow I walked out with a job. They want me to start first thing tomorrow morning. Apparently the gap they originally were trying to fill became even more of a need because another employee just took some long-term leave. It's unfortunately another customer service, front desk and public relations type of job for a janitorial/sanitary supply company called Waxie. They're apparently a wide spread, large business spread across the nation...? News to me since I

Let me count the ways: You stole away my childhood years after my parents moved me here when I was too young to fightI grew up angry and jaded around here, so I only associate negativity with youAny time I planned to escape, the powers that be did everything in their power to keep me from leaving youYour incompetent employees at both the airport and the ferry terminal have a terrible track recordYou have your claws sunken in so deeply into my family, you will not easily slacken your gripThe ferry we were to escape from you forever on had to pass us over to cover for another one that coincidentally broke, leaving us stranded and struggling to

While sitting at work, I realized I do some pretty strange things; both when I am alone and in front of others. So in commemoration of my weirdness, I decided to share some of the stranger things I tend to do without thinking about it. Note: these are things I do on a regular basis, not a list of the weirdest stuff I've ever done. *I speak broken German when playing with my cats; every time I play with my cats. I have yet to find a reason for this. *When I complete a big project or task, I will throw my hands up into the air and say things like "I am the master!" or "I did it!" or just plain, "Woo!". I will do this both when I am at work o